It was the night before Christmas, and all through the blockchain, Bitcoin was on the rise, bringing joy and gain. The bulls were back in town, knocking down the bears, as six-figure Bitcoin became a common affair.
The miners were active, hash rates on the climb, keeping the network safe in the wintertime. Our Lambos were shining under the moonlight, a testament to the power of HODLing tight.
El Salvador kept buying, stacking sats with glee, knowing that Bitcoin was the key to financial security. The ETFs were rallying, filling the air with bids, a new era for Bitcoin, a revolution that skids.
On-chain data was clear, showing the way, “HODL until 2025, great wealth will come your way” it did say. With the supply getting scarce, demand on the rise, Bitcoin’s adoption was a pleasant surprise.
As cheers erupted on the charts, a new all-time high, signaling to all that this was our time to fly. To the exchanges we rushed, wallets in hand, institutional FOMO spreading across the land.
Could we enter a Supercycle, breaking the mold? With cheap debt from Michael, the system could be sold. Then, in a sleigh adorned with gold, appeared a figure so bold, it was Trump with a plan, a story to be told.
“A strategic reserve,” he declared with a grin, “Bitcoin is America’s future, let the revolution begin!” With a wink to the bulls, he took to the sky, “Merry Christmas, hodlers, may your dreams fly high!”
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Thank you for reading, and Merry Christmas to all!
